December 2011
95 posts
:) Ahh, when people thank me for shit. It’s great.
I’m not really looking forward to the celebration part of the new year. The two people I’m most likely to hang with have boyfriends, so I’m gonna have to be the awkward, funny one all night. You know they’re all gonna need me to conveniently disappear so they can practice making accidents too.. I guess I’ll just put some make-up on my face and read a book somewhere....
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
DJ Neil Armstrong (33)
J Dilla (18)
Jay-Z (11)
Van Hunt (10)
Beyoncé (9)
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It’s really hot. I work near 10 external drives, 3 computers, and where the heat rises. I got rid of some layers (I was dressed for 11:30PM..outside). I really never noticed this before…this random torture heat. This will be one of the few days where I leave early.
..Nah, probably won’t since I can’t work at home. I’m set to buy a Mac mini and set up my own work area at...
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Men get tired of everything, of heaven no less than of hell; and that all...
– George Bernard Shaw
I just give up, a lot. I hate arguing and I’m usually tired. Last night I was watching something and someone came in and wanted to watch it too. There was 2-4 minutes left of the show. They asked for me to rewind the whole thing to the beginning. I said, “no, you can watch it from the beginning later after I’m done.” They started whining, and saying, “I’d rewind...
We loved with a love that was more than love.
– Edgar Allan Poe
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I only have this damn college loan over my head. It’s not even my education that cost me, it’s living in dorms. To anyone looking to get away from home and have the on-campus experience… don’t. I really loved some of my roommates, my experience from each semester was totally different. However, I wouldn’t say that it’s worth continued monthly payments - not the bare...
If people can look at art and see something in themselves, they made the art....
– Misquoting Jeff Koons, you get the idea.
Do you see God at Walmart?
– Critic in Jeff Koons Documentary (?)
Real friends are suppose to have the same enemies, too many people got this...
– Frank Ocean (via thisisenglandgoodnight) …damn son
King Jaffe Joffer: I think im subconsciously... →
kingjaffejoffer:
When she was young of course.
It’s not something where I go around scanning the room while holding up a wallet sized photo of my mama. But after thinking about it for a long while, a lot of the women I find attractive share facial similarities with her.
It’s pretty weird.
But speaking…
lulz, I noticed someone looked very similar to my dad. Yea… that’s all I...
When will people understand that Bulbasaur vs...
I love Black People English
kingjaffejoffer:
I’m as hungry as a motherfucker
Than a motherfucker
Than a muthafucka
Than a muh
Than a mug
Dinnamug
This slow metamorphosis took years. You can simply say “hungry dinnamug” and it replaces the original sentence in a succinct fashion.
I’m ashamed and amused.
Can I just say that… I really love my boss. He’s awesome, even when frustrated. And no, I’m not just saying that because he got me an awesome Christmas gift, lol. We both work really hard and he looks over and notices I’m right there with him. He actually thanks me and he’s really considerate. I know a good amount of genuinely great guys, and he’s one of them....
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Woke up today singing Open Mike Eagle lyrics. I kept telling my sister her vagina could capture a bear. :)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
DJ Neil Armstrong (12)
Drake (11)
J Dilla (5)
ayomari (4)
OutKast (3)
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Who threw a diaper at me?
– Brittany
Everyone hugs when someone says Happy Holidays, right? I think I just slipped into this dude’s cultural customs. He did that hard mafia kiss on my cheek. Shit hurt, he has a beard thing going on. We talked, since I’m waiting for my sister to pick me up. I’m pretty proud of that conversation. I can talk shop well when needed. Then he offered wine.
Hell yea, I said yes. Free wine...
I was rushing so I wanted to use the voice option to write a text to my boss. This is what it got: “hey I don’t know if you have herpes I wayne concert tonight we are having fun yet”
*cough
What I really said was “hey, I don’t know if you’ll have time, but if you can edit _______ & _____, let me know.” And no I don’t regularly text anything...
I look up definitions and google words all the time to make sure I’m using them right. I also look up words to make sure I’m pronouncing them correctly.
Most of the music and just general shit I care about…I know about them because I was in some vortex of information, probably looking up something that related to it. I’m not really that smart or genuinely experienced, I’m...
People always say, “Be humble, be humble, be humble.” When’s the last time...
– Kanye West - Watch The Throne Tour, December 12, 2011 - Staples Center (via saycatastrophe)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Beyoncé (41)
DJ Neil Armstrong (21)
J Dilla (18)
Rihanna (8)
Lykke Li (6)
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